December 2011
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
ratherdielaughing:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
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Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside...
Expectations:
Reality:
Staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure...
heyfunniest:
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cristaly:
When you finally understand Math. →
asdfghjkllove:
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Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
theresnomewithoutlogemma:
"I want a twilight theme park"
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
Everyone I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
When someone is so attractive it hurts
imnaturallyme:
when trying on new clothes in a store
secureyourheart: